Some time ago -- because I love David -- I bought him some vitamins. I even splurged the extra few dollars and bought the expensive name brand version rather than the cheaper Costco Kirkland version.
Because I love him that much. Only the best for my man.
And when a man loves a woman -- he takes his vitamins. Right?
But, no. Not so.
No.
No.
No. Not so.
David never touched his vitamins. He politely received them as though I were handing him fruitcake from the middle ages and gently set them aside to collect dust.
And the bottle sat there...for days. Weeks. Months. Like a silent and deadly reminder of rejection and early widowhood. I felt hopeless and lost. Confused, until one day I discovered
I give Dave 2-3 a day.
No complaints. No resistance. Just one comment:
Thank you 'Lil Critters Gummy Vites'. What love could not do, you did with a multi-vitamin and mineral supplement that kids AND grown men love! No artificial colors, flavors or preservatives. Your six great flavors have saved this marriage.
No complaints. No resistance. Just one comment:
"These are pretty good."
Thank you 'Lil Critters Gummy Vites'. What love could not do, you did with a multi-vitamin and mineral supplement that kids AND grown men love! No artificial colors, flavors or preservatives. Your six great flavors have saved this marriage.
4 comments:
this one made me laugh... if only because i could see myself being tricked in the same manner.
where did you get these!?!?!? :-D
You can find 'Lil Gummy Critters' at your local Costco Wholesale Warehouse :)!
i need to get these for rudy! i splurged on the brand name adult vitamins as well and even opened them up and delivered it to him with a glass of water. he complains i'm giving him horse pills. sigh...
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