Sometimes David says funny things...

On occasion, David will make some very amusing and entertaining comments. When they merit publication, I will post them here.

It just so happened that on the night the Giants finished off the the Dodgers with a game ending double-play, David followed suit offering up a verbal double-play of his own.

Amusing comment #1:
"I think I could do a better job than Bochy of managing the Giants".

Amusing comment #2:
"I'm kinda glad that I'm not a white person".

Now, Dear Reader, if you happen to be of Anglo descent, do not be offended because no one is more white than David. He is what one would refer to as a "Banana"--yellow on the outside, white on the inside. He enjoys a lot of the same stuff white people enjoy. Things such as baseball, steak, corn on the cob, board games, boxers, bottled water, U2, Eric Clapton, Starbucks, ESPN, Spring Training, Boston Market, movie theatres, SUVs, farmers markets, Perrier, Big Macs, memorabilia, hofbraus and younger women.

David also has an American middle name and that is very white.

So to clarify what David really meant, was that while he likes being white on the inside, he's glad he is not white on the outside and have to deal with the guilt and burden of Western Europe's legacy of oppression and imperialism. With the exception of the Irish. If you're Irish you don't have to feel bad about being white since the Irish were once under the heavy hand of Great Britain. Ask Sir William Wallace.